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| Bite attack in Melbourn likely zombie-related |
Posted by Peter 2 weeks ago |
Earlier in January an attack in Melbourne on police officers was likely related to zombie activity.
Two police officers were attacked and bitten several times during an altercation with a man who apparently did not respond to incapacitation attempts. Apparently the man could not be subdued and bit two officers, drawing blood in both cases.
Although this incident is likely contained at the moment, the cause of the outbreak in Melbourne might still be present, so residents should stay...
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| Pentagon: "We're making Zombie soldiers!" |
Posted by Rodge 2 months ago |
Sometimes, these stories just write themselves... from Slashdot...
Wired is running a story on DARPA's effort to stave off battlefield casualties by turning injured soldiers into zombies by injecting them with a cocktail of one chemical or another (details to be announced). From the article, 'Dr. Fossum predicts that each soldier will carry a syringe into combat zones or remote areas, and medic teams will be equipped with several. A single injection will minimize metabolic needs,... Read More...
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| Stupid people, or smart zombies? |
Posted by Rodge 3 months ago |
This is one of those cases where I'll let somebody else's email speak for itself. Via Emails From Crazy People:
Good Morning Friend!
I know we just recently started working together, but I feel we have a real connection and that you are trustworthy. It was destiny that brought us to the same Burger Joint, are you willing to ignore destiny? If you do not wish to be a part of a great undertaking, DELETE this email NOW and do not read further; once these simple words are read your... Read More...
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| Supicious activity in Phoenix, AZ |
Posted by Rodge 4 months ago |
An avid reader who we'll refer to simply as "Judy" has reported some very disburbing activity in Phoenix, Arizona. It actually reads more like the start of a horror story than a real-world zombie report. While ZombieMeter analysts have been unable to corroborate these accounts, we decided that the safest measure was to report this as is and it speak for itself.
Phoenix is well known as a source of UFO reports. The so-called "Phoenix Lights" phenomena even have their...
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| Michael Jackson |
Posted by Rodge on 2009-07-06 |
This week, ZombieMeter has been inundated with questions about Michael Jackson. Is he a zombie? Do we suspect there might be an infection? Were there ulterior motives behind his death? Somebody even thought he might be some kind of human/zombie hybrid!
Well, I want set the record straight, here and now.
We at ZombieMeter have been observing Michael Jackson for a number of years. He, like many other celebrities, is considered a high-risk individual. And due to his well known past, he...
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| More activity in Florida! |
Posted by Rodge on 2009-06-18 |
When we first started ZombieMeter, we saw some strong indications of zombie activity in florida (we even had an update to the story).
Now, thanks to an alert reader that we'll call Judy, more evidence of zombies in Florida has been uncovered! Recently, several bags of human remains were found washed up on the Florida shores. Not only that, but these were not complete bodies! Could they be referring to a half-eaten body?
Normally, we at ZombieMeter would dismiss this as a gruesome...
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| Suspicious murders in Indianapolis likely zombie-related |
Posted by Peter on 2009-06-18 |
An alert reader recently reported that three bodies were found 'violently' murdered in an apartment building in Indianapolis' far-east side.
Although no details on the types of wounds inflicted on the bodies were released, ZombieMeter staff has reason to suspect that the killings are zombie related. In many zombie-related incidents, victims of zombie attacks manage to destroy the walking dead before they themselves are killed. but after they have been bitten and infected....
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| Cat parasite controlling human brains? |
Posted by Rodge on 2009-05-07 |
Research has shown that a parasite living in cats can control the minds of rats and humans. This parasite prefers to live in cats, so infected rats/humans become more likely to pass it on to them. Infected rats are more likely to be eaten by cats, and infected humans are more likely to nurture cats.
Although this isn't directly zombie related, it is further evidence that mind control by infection micro-organisms is a real possibility. How long before one turns up that turns humans into...
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