| Zombie outbreak on the Canadian West Coast |
Posted by Peter 1 week ago |
Recently reports of dismembered feet washing up on beaches on the western coast of Canada have been all over the news. ZombieMeter staff have determined that the events are very likely to be zombie related.
It is widely known that zombie activity often results in a high number of dismembered body parts, and the incidents on the west coast of Canada are no exception. Dismembered feet are the most common type of body parts found during or after zombie outbreaks. This is because, when there...
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| Back to life in Ohio |
Posted by EmmaKay 1 month ago |
A Cleveland, Ohio woman was reported to have come back to life after her heart stopped beating and her brain stopped emitting waves. Rigor mortis had already set in, hardening her skin and curling her fingers.
Doctors were ready to pronounce her dead when she woke up and started talking.
ZombieMeter correspondents are very confident that this was a zombie "awakening" versus a miracle as the woman was pretty much dead before her re-awakening. I have witnessed many zombies "awakening"...
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| Wired -- How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse (article) |
Posted by Rodge 1 month ago |
ZombieMeter analyst EmmaKay found an article posted on Wired about how to survive a zombie apocalypse. Valuable reading!
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| Death in Canada prison possibly zombie-related |
Posted by Peter 2 months ago |
Recently, a man died in a Canadian prison in the province of Newfoundland. The report states that the man in the cell had a panic attack and called out to guards. A prison mate reports hearing a ragged, choking breath in the cell next to him before the prisoner was removed.
As the prisoner was removed from the cell, a guard was reported as repeatedly saying "Stop trying to bite me!". The prisoner was taken away and then died. Medical reports have returned as inconclusive.
Although...
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| Plane crash in the Democratic Republic of Congo |
Posted by Peter 2 months ago |
A plane crash in the Democratic Republic of Congo caused many deaths recently, and is possibly zombie related.
The plane crashed in the heart of the city of Kinshasa reports said. Much destruction and death followed the impact and subsequent fires. Although the Democratic Republic of Congo has poor air safety records, ZombieMeter staff believe that the crash may be zombie related.
Zombies on airplanes would be extremely deadly. Because zombies are not effected by fear or any other...
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| Canton -- False Alarm? |
Posted by Rodge 3 months ago |
We have had no further reports of zombie-related activity in Canton, Ohio, so ZombieMeter analysts have lowered the ZombieCon back to 2.
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| The Zombie Quiz (article) |
Posted by Rodge 3 months ago |
ZombieMeter analysts have developed a quiz (over 6 months in the making!) that will help determine whether or not a person is a zombie. All you have to do is answer 10 easy questions!
You can take the quiz here!
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| Update on meteorite that landed in Peru |
Posted by Peter 3 months ago |
This is an update to the original and follow-up stories posted to ZombieMeter regarding the meteorite that landed in Peru in the fall of 2007. After some investigation, scientists refuted the sickness claimed by locals as well as the idea that the event was a meteorite at all. As of today, they have changed their tune.
In a recent report scientist Peter Schultz admitted that the event was indeed a meteorite. Apparently the reason it was not recognized as one initially was because it...
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