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Posted by Rodge on 2009-07-06 |
This week, ZombieMeter has been inundated with questions about Michael Jackson. Is he a zombie? Do we suspect there might be an infection? Were there ulterior motives behind his death? Somebody even thought he might be some kind of human/zombie hybrid!
Well, I want set the record straight, here and now.
We at ZombieMeter have been observing Michael Jackson for a number of years. He, like many other celebrities, is considered a high-risk individual. And due to his well known past, he is an especially high risk. We believe, however, beyond any reasonable doubt, that Michael Jackson was not a zombie.
We will continue to monitor our list of high-risk celebrities, in including Michael Jackson. For safety and legal reasons, the list of high-risk individuals will not be released, so please don't request a copy.
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