| Pentagon: "We're making Zombie soldiers!" |
Posted by Rodge on 2009-12-07 |
Sometimes, these stories just write themselves... from Slashdot...
Wired is running a story on DARPA's effort to stave off battlefield casualties by turning injured soldiers into zombies by injecting them with a cocktail of one chemical or another (details to be announced). From the article, 'Dr. Fossum predicts that each soldier will carry a syringe into combat zones or remote areas, and medic teams will be equipped with several. A single injection will minimize metabolic needs, de-animating injured troops by shutting down brain and heart function. Once treatment can be carried out, they'll be "re-animated" and -- hopefully -- as good as new.' If it doesn't pan out we can at least get zombie bacon and spam."
So, a cautionary note to America's enemies: Beware!
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