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Pentagon: "We're making Zombie soldiers!"
Pentagon: "We're making Zombie soldiers!"
Sometimes, these stories just write themselves... from Slashdot...

Wired is running a story on DARPA's effort to stave off battlefield casualties by turning injured soldiers into zombies by injecting them with a cocktail of one chemical or another (details to be announced). From the article, 'Dr. Fossum predicts that each soldier will carry a syringe into combat zones or remote areas, and medic teams will be equipped with several. A single injection will minimize metabolic needs, de-animating injured troops by shutting down brain and heart function. Once treatment can be carried out, they'll be "re-animated" and -- hopefully -- as good as new.' If it doesn't pan out we can at least get zombie bacon and spam."


So, a cautionary note to America's enemies: Beware!


Re: Pentagon: "We're making Zombie soldiers!" Posted by whogottheherb on 2009-12-28
THIS WEBSITE FUCKIN SUCKS ITS ALL ABOUT FUCKIN FAKE ASS STORIES AND BOGUS CLAIMS FIND THE FUCKIN FACTS AND POST WHATS IMPORTANT THIS WEBSITE IS A FUCKIN EPIC FAIL AND IF YOU REMOTLEY TRUST THE FOOLS RUNNING THIS WEBSITE TO KEEP YOU INFORMED OR STAY INFORMED....STAY ALIVE..BULLSHIT YOULL DIE OR GET EATEN BY FUCKIN MICHAEL JACKSON ZOMBIES PEACE FAGGOTS


Re: Pentagon: "We're making Zombie soldiers!" Posted by Rodge on 2010-01-11
Hey whogottheherb,

We've had an unfortunate lack of tips lately, so generally I deal with what we have. There's a "Submit Tip" button at the top -- if you see any stories that you think might be zombie-related, please send 'em our way.

Thanks for reading!
Rodge