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| Manufacturing plant shuts down, man goes missing |
Posted by Rodge on 2007-09-25 |
Columbia Forest Products announced on September 12, 2007 that they are shutting down their plant in Hearst, Ontario, effective November 12, 2007.
Just last week, a man by the name of Rod Stephen went missing in that same area.
The manufacturing of particleboard is known to use a number of chemicals, including formaldehyde . If these chemicals are not being disposed of correctly, there is no telling what kind of damage can be done. Could the chemicals bring the dead back to life?...
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| Pick-axe Blow to the Head -- Zombie Hunters? |
Posted by Rodge on 2007-10-01 |
Late Saturday night, in a neighbourhood in Calgary, a teen was killed by a pick-axe blow to the head. He was at a party when a group of people showed up. ZombieMeter analysts believe that these people may have been zombie hunters, and that the teen had already become infected. It is possible that the zombie hunters were working to contain a widespread infection, and were unable to hide the body before police discovered it.
We'll bring you more news on a potentially contained Calgary...
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| Potential zombie outbreak in Montreal, Canada |
Posted by Peter on 2007-10-09 |
In a recently published story a couple in Canada were found critically wounded. Police are saying that it is likely a murder suicide. It is possible that it isn't simply a murder suicide at all.
Incidents of murder suicides are often used to cover up zombie outbreaks. A person or people take a zombie outbreak into their own hands, but are bitten in the process. They then dispatch themselves to ensure that they don't become one of the walking dead. Sometimes, the people who fight...
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| Tasered to death at airport |
Posted by EmmaKay on 2007-10-15 |
A man was tasered at the international gate of the Vancouver airport for behaving wildly and erratically. He was yelling, throwing chairs around, and pounding on windows. RCMP officers state the man was speaking a "strange" language and sweating profusely. He then dropped to the floor where he lost consciousness and was pronounced dead at the scene.
ZombieMeter correspondents have seen this sight before where infected people have acted in a drunk, irrational manner before dropping...
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| Mysterious Killing of Six Men |
Posted by EmmaKay on 2007-10-22 |
Six men are dead in a brutal killing in Surrey BC that happened on Friday. Police are refusing to say how the men died but there was a HAZMAT team present inside the building. The scene inside was described as 'grisly' and 'horrifying'.
At this time, there are no reports as to how the men were killed but this gruesome, bloody act is very similar to zombie attacks that this reporter has witnessed in her career....
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| Road raging zombies? |
Posted by Peter on 2007-11-13 |
In a story recently reported three youths were charged in attacking a middle-aged motor home driver. Apparently the youths cut off the motor home and then, when the motor home driver spit on their car they proceeded to assault him.
The catch is that in the assault the youths repeatedly bit the man. Who would bite someone? I mean, with all of the risks or communicable diseases it seems highly unlikely. As a consequence, ZombieMeter analysts are quite sure this is a cover up. What likely happened...
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| Murder suicide likely zombie related in Ottawa, Canada |
Posted by Peter on 2007-11-22 |
A story of a murder suicide in Ottawa, Canada has recently surfaced that is likely zombie related. The story involves a family of four that was shot dead by the father, who then shot himself.
After an investigation, police reported that the body of the man's wife was found shot to death and hidden behind boxes in the basement of the house, while the man's two daughters and himself were found on the main floor. ZombieMeter analysts have studied the report and concluded that it is...
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| BC: Suspect in Custody Shot in Head. "Self Defense" |
Posted by Rodge on 2007-11-29 |
Several years ago, in Houston, BC, a man named Ian Bush was arrested for having an open beer. After being brought to the RCMP station for questioning, the officer shot the man in the back of the head, claiming it was out of self defense.
After a two-year-long investigation, the court agreed that the RCMP officer was indeed acting out of self defense.
So what prompted the officer to shoot an unarmed sawmill worker who was in custody and who, to everybody else, showed no signs of violence?...
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| Zombie-related sky spectacle in New Brunswick Canada |
Posted by Peter on 2008-01-03 |
Recently it has been reported that a couple in New Brunswick, Canada saw a strange object spiraling toward the earth in late December. Although it has not been identified yet, it is likely related to an airborne zombie plague.
Researchers at ZombieMeter have studied the video of the event and have determined that it is likely the fallout of a space borne zombie virus. Analysts advise people in New Brunswick, as well as all people on the eastern seaboard of North America to be on high alert...
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| Death in Canada prison possibly zombie-related |
Posted by Peter on 2008-04-15 |
Recently, a man died in a Canadian prison in the province of Newfoundland. The report states that the man in the cell had a panic attack and called out to guards. A prison mate reports hearing a ragged, choking breath in the cell next to him before the prisoner was removed.
As the prisoner was removed from the cell, a guard was reported as repeatedly saying "Stop trying to bite me!". The prisoner was taken away and then died. Medical reports have returned as inconclusive.
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| Zombie outbreak on the Canadian West Coast |
Posted by Peter on 2008-06-24 |
Recently reports of dismembered feet washing up on beaches on the western coast of Canada have been all over the news. ZombieMeter staff have determined that the events are very likely to be zombie related.
It is widely known that zombie activity often results in a high number of dismembered body parts, and the incidents on the west coast of Canada are no exception. Dismembered feet are the most common type of body parts found during or after zombie outbreaks. This is because, when there...
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| Zombie Attack on Greyhound (Winnipeg) |
Posted by Rodge on 2008-07-31 |
Not too far from where I live, a man was, for no apparent reason, attacked and beheaded on a Greyhound bus. Because it's literally on the same street that I live on (although an hour or two west), I didn't realize what was happening, initially. But, as I read articles from various sources, it became obvious: this must be a zombie situation!
Think about it -- an unprovoked attack that was extremely gruesome, involving 60 stab wounds, ending with a beheading. What else could it be?...
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