| Krasnoyarsk, Russia -- Zombie testing ground? |
Posted by Rodge on 2007-09-26 |
Krasnoyarsk, Russia, the third-largest city in Russia, has had some interesting news lately that ZombieMeter analysts suspect may point to some deeper conspiracy.
Yesterday, it was reported that a Poliomyelitis vaccine, administered in Krasnoyarsk, had some unexpected side effects. Since Poliomyeletis isn't something that people worry about anymore, it is possible that something sinister is happening.
It was then reported today that a man was beaten by four men, who used only...
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| Sixty year old zombie outbreak? |
Posted by Peter on 2007-10-04 |
In a story released recently it was reported that 34 bodies were found in a basement in the middle of Moscow, Russia. There has been speculation that the bodies, all shot in the head, were there because the room was some sort of execution room. However, given the nature of their wounds (head shots) and the fact that the bodies were left and not disposed of make it possible that this was a class 1 zombie outbreak.
Although this event took place some time ago, and the zombie virus cannot live...
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| Russian Man Stabbed by a "Drunk" |
Posted by Rodge on 2007-10-10 |
Last Friday, a man in the Krasnoyarsk region of Russia was stabbed 10 times and thrown out of a window. When police arrived, they found the killer in a "state of strong alcohol intoxication."
Several facts don't add up: if the killer was extremely drunk, how would he stab the man 10 times and throw him out a window?
ZombieMeter analysts expect that the man killed was a zombie, and that the killer had been attacked in his apartment. With nothing more than a makeshift...
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| Russian nuclear leak could spawn zombie outbreaks. |
Posted by Peter on 2007-10-29 |
Recently it was reported that a radiation leak occurred at a Russian nuclear plant. This plant, located in the Ural mountains just east of Moscow. The plant, it is reported, had a major radiation leak in 1957.
Due to the location and time of the original major radiation leak, which coincides with the modern world's first major brush with the zombie plague, it is likely it was related to zombie activity. In this situation, it is difficult for ZombieMeter staff to determine if reports...
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| 5 Bodies Found in Apartment |
Posted by Rodge on 2008-01-30 |
The corpses of five people were found in an apartment in Minusinsk, Russia. Their deaths have allegedly been linked to "improper use of an electric stove," although ZombieMeter analysts find that excuse to be somewhat suspicious.
Is it possible that these were the decaying bodies of zombies? Or were these the mutilated victims of a zombie? ZombieMeter analysts recommend that people in southern Russia should be on their guard.
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