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| Bush Admits to Zombie Activity |
Posted by Rodge on 2007-09-24 |
In a video uploaded to YouTube, the US president George W. Bush admitted to zombie activity in and around the Whitehouse, as well as future plans for dealing with zombies.
This incident is being played off as a joke, but, much like if they had denied it, it is more likely that it is yet another government cover-up.
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| Zombie plague hits Florida's Oceans! |
Posted by Peter on 2007-09-25 |
In a recent news story, a boat was found abandoned off the coast of Florida. Two men were apprehended on a raft that they had allegedly used to escape from the boat.
Later, the the FBI reportedly took the men in for questioning. Although this may be a simple murder case on the high seas, it is possible it signals a class 1 zombie outbreak. This quote from the article leads us to believe that facts are being covered up:
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| UPDATE: Florida Zombies |
Posted by Rodge on 2007-09-26 |
An update has been made to the story posted yesterday about a boat, "Joe Cool", being found adrift with the crew missing. Apparently, the crew were shot and killed, and their bodies dumped overboard.
This may be a good sign, because, if the men knew that the crew had become zombies, then they may have shot them in the heads, effectively immobilizing them.
The FBI remains tight-lipped about the investigation, and no details are being released to the public....
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| Unapproved Perscription Drugs on the Shelf |
Posted by Rodge on 2007-09-26 |
According to a story on CNN, pharmaceutical companies sometimes use a loophole in order to get their drugs on pharmacy shelves before they're approved.
The effects of taking drugs that haven't been unapproved can be anything. It's possible that a drug can even turn certain people into mindless drones, even into zombies! So be careful, and don't take new drugs unless you're sure they're safe....
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| Infant's Body Accidentally Disposed |
Posted by Rodge on 2007-09-28 |
| Fox News is reporting that the body of an infant child was accidentally disposed as "medical waste". Rather than risking saying something offensive, I'll let you draw your own conclusions to this one. |
| Missing Viruses and Toxins |
Posted by EmmaKay on 2007-10-02 |
A federal audit discovers that shipments of deadly toxins and viruses have been missing from a American labs throughout the country. Viruses include anthrax, bird flu, and monkeypox.
Labs like these house the world's deadliest viruses. Although it is not explicitly stated, one can assume that the zombie virus is housed in these facilities.
The article goes on to state that hundreds of "accidents" occur in the labs and they often go unreported. Such "accidents"...
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| A Zombie's Bagged Lunch? |
Posted by Rodge on 2007-10-09 |
The Associated Press is reporting that a brain was found in a bag near an apartment complex near Richmond, Virginia. An investigation into the matter is underway.
Some reports have indicated that zombies prefer to eat the brains of humans. If this is indeed the case, this brain may indicate that a zombie was carrying a bagged lunch, which he dropped. This indicates that either zombies have developed the intelligence to save food for later or, more likely, that a zombie is being cared for,...
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| Potential outbreak in Fort Worth Texas |
Posted by Peter on 2007-10-15 |
Recently it was reported that a man shot his estranged wife and her two kids, and then killed himself in a murder-suicide. It is quite possible that he was simply a totally-insane real asshole, taking the lax gun laws in the US and his patriarchal privilege to the extreme and killing his family. However, it is also possible that it is an example of a zombie outbreak cover up.
The man killed his estranged wife and her two children with head shots. He spared a third child, dropping her off...
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| Murder-suicide in Frederick, USA. |
Posted by Peter on 2007-10-15 |
A recently reported murder suicide took place in Frederick, United States. Although the couple involved had no history of domestic violence, the man struck his wife in the head with a metal object and overdosed.
Although it is likely that this is simply another story about a complete asshole guy, it is possible that it is a zombie-outbreak cover up. The man, seeing the reanimated corpse of his wife dispatched her with a head blow and killed himself to avoid living with the horror of seeing...
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| Murder-suicide in Citronelle, Alabama |
Posted by Peter on 2007-10-15 |
Another murder-suicide report surfaced in the United States recently, this one in Citronelle Alabama. A couple was found dead, shot to death, in their formerly shared home. Police are unsure which of the two did the shooting.
This is a possible class 1 zombie outbreak. In these types of cases, zombie-slayers often become distraught at the idea of their former loved one being reanimated and subsequently end their own lives.
ZombieMeter analysts advise people in the Citronelle area to...
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| Murder suicide in Atlanta |
Posted by Peter on 2007-10-18 |
Another murder suicide has been reported, this one in Atlanta. Apparently a couple that had been having relationship trouble was found dead in their shared apartment.
Although it is likely that this isn't zombie related, given the run of murder suicides lately, ZombieMeter analysts believe that there is a risk. People in Atlanta should be on heightened alert for further developments....
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| Zombie-related murder suicide at the Holiday Inn Express? |
Posted by Peter on 2007-10-22 |
Another murder suicide was reported. This one at the Holiday Inn Express in West Ashley. Although it could very well be a simple murder suicide, it is possible it is another example of a small zombie outbreak.
People in the West Ashley area should maintain high alert in case of further activity. Begin to prepare contingency plans in case things should get out of hand....
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| Brain eating amoeba continues to ravage the US |
Posted by Peter on 2007-10-24 |
Recently reports of a brain eating amoeba have been surfacing. People infected with the amoeba at first complain of headaches that progress through the stages into brain damage, and ultimately death. Everyone known to be infected has succumbed to the infection.
ZombieMeter staff have been watching this story and have decided that now was the time to report it. It is possible that this amoeba is linked to zombie activity in a number of ways.
First, and most obvious potential connection...
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| Potential zombie-related murder suicide |
Posted by Peter on 2007-10-29 |
In a a recent report it was said that a man killed two people and then himself in a murder suicide in Brunswick Country United States. The apparent murderer was a US Marine who had recently returned from his second tour of duty in Iraq.
This case looks somewhat suspicious for a number of reasons. Firstly, the murderer apparently had no connection to those killed. Secondly, the United States has been involved in strange activity previously reported on ZombieMeter. This could link this...
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| Zombie murder suicide in South Fulton USA? |
Posted by Peter on 2007-11-02 |
A couple was found shot to death recently according to a report. The situation looked like a standard murder suicide. However, this one has a twist. Before the murder suicide was carried out, the perpetrator reportedly talked to one of his staff in a rational way and suggested they take the money they required from the til at his store.
Because of this ZombieMeter staff think that it might be likely that this event is zombie related. People in the South Fulton area should be wary this weekend,...
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| Zombie related murder suicide in Argos? |
Posted by Peter on 2007-11-05 |
Another potentially zombie-related murder suicide took place in Argos, Marshal Country USA recently according to a report. Motives behind the killings have yet to be speculated upon by mainstream media. It is likely that the grizzly scene has left officials unsure how to spin the story for mainstream media.
Reports say that three people were fatally shot to death which a fourth, a young child, in the house apparently slept through the event. It is possible that the shooter was defending the...
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| Zombie related car theft |
Posted by Peter on 2007-11-22 |
Recently in Minnesota USA it was reported that a man was killed by multiple gunshot wounds to the head. The incident occurred apparently because one of a group of car thieves broke the clutch of a stolen Porsche. The person responsible for breaking the clutch was shot and the car itself was burned.
ZombieMeter analysts have investigated and found that it is likely that this incident is zombie related. The group of thieves had broken into a house and stolen firearms as well as vehicles before...
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| Medical helicopter downed due to zombie plague in Alaska |
Posted by Peter on 2007-12-04 |
Recently it was reported that a medical helicopter went missing between Anchorage and Cordova on Tuesday December 3rd. The helicopter was carrying a patient and three other people. Official reports refuse to release the details of the incident including the state of the patient.
ZombieMeter analysts believe that this is quite likely zombie-related. It is well known that secret research facilities are often located in sparsely populated areas. Furthermore it is also well know that the Elmendorf...
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| Murder suicide in a cemetery in Tulare, USA |
Posted by Peter on 2007-12-04 |
Recently it was reported that a man shot his ex-girlfriend to death in a cemetery in Tulare, California. Apparently the estranged ex-boyfriend killed her and then himself.
ZombieMeter analysts believe this may be a cover-up. Certainly murder-suicides are often perpetrated by estranged boyfriends, but how often do they happen in cemeteries? Surely it is more likely that shooting in a cemetery would be zombie related. As such, ZombieMeter staff urge Tulare residents to be on high alert over...
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| Delaware Murder-Suicide likely zombie related |
Posted by Peter on 2008-01-05 |
A murder suicide in Delaware was reported recently. A number of things make this one likely to be zombie related.
Firstly, both a man and a woman were found dead from a single gunshot wound to the head, but were otherwise alone. Secondly, it was ruled that the woman was the perpetrator. Since a low percentage of murder-suicides are perpetrated by women, this one definitely stands out.
The typical scenario holds here. The woman was likely bitten after seeing her husband die and reanimate....
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| More Tainted Drugs |
Posted by Rodge on 2008-02-06 |
Another story has surfaced about tained drugs making their way to consumers. In this case, the contamination was (allegedly) harmless metallic material transferred from the factory machinery, so there is likely no risk of sickness.
That being said, you can never tell when a contamination will kill you or even turn you into the living dead, so watch out!...
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| Kansas City Murder-Suicide Mystery possibly zombie related. |
Posted by Peter on 2008-03-07 |
In a bizarre story of a man who attempted to fake his death by killing another man and then stealing his identity ended in suicide recently. The man who apparently perpetrated the murder was found in a motel, when police attempted to question him, he killed himself with a gunshot wound to the head.
Although it is likely that this incident was just a bizarre murder suicide, it is possibly zombie related. The perpetrator reportedly brought his victim to his house to talk about a potential job....
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| Canton city, Ohio bite attack likely zombie related |
Posted by Peter on 2008-03-11 |
Recently a story surfaced about a man who had bit a number of people. Apparently a bystander saw the man attacking women in a house and went to their aid. When he attempted to stop the attacker he was bit numerous times. The articles stated the following about the bite wounds:
He bit the man on the neck, hip and shoulder, "causing serious open gashes and deep flesh wounds," jail records said.
When police arrived they were also attacked. The details of the attacks targeted...
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| Back to life in Ohio |
Posted by EmmaKay on 2008-05-26 |
A Cleveland, Ohio woman was reported to have come back to life after her heart stopped beating and her brain stopped emitting waves. Rigor mortis had already set in, hardening her skin and curling her fingers.
Doctors were ready to pronounce her dead when she woke up and started talking.
ZombieMeter correspondents are very confident that this was a zombie "awakening" versus a miracle as the woman was pretty much dead before her re-awakening. I have witnessed many zombies "awakening"...
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| Deer comes back to life in Missouri |
Posted by Rodge on 2008-12-03 |
According to a Fox News report, a deer came back to life in Sedalia, Missouri, attacking the hunter. According to the story, the man was attacked by it, and took two more shots to put it down.
The story doesn't mention whether or not he was bitten, or even whether an autopsy was performed on the deer. However, it does say that he was covered in blood and rushed to the hospital.
Studies have shown that animals can't be affected by the zombie virus; however, I've learned...
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| Austin Texas, Zombie Outbreak Leaks to the Public |
Posted by Peter on 2009-01-28 |
It was recently reported that hackers cracked into a Texas road sign, changing it to read a warning that zombies were ahead. The story was reported as a prank, that some hacker types changed the sign to be a public nuisance.
ZombieMeter has done some research and has determined that the story is quite likely a cover-up for a real zombie outbreak. This research is based on the fact that University of Texas at Austin has major military research labs. As such, it is likely that the military-related...
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| Suspicious murders in Indianapolis likely zombie-related |
Posted by Peter on 2009-06-18 |
An alert reader recently reported that three bodies were found 'violently' murdered in an apartment building in Indianapolis' far-east side.
Although no details on the types of wounds inflicted on the bodies were released, ZombieMeter staff has reason to suspect that the killings are zombie related. In many zombie-related incidents, victims of zombie attacks manage to destroy the walking dead before they themselves are killed. but after they have been bitten and infected....
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| More activity in Florida! |
Posted by Rodge on 2009-06-18 |
When we first started ZombieMeter, we saw some strong indications of zombie activity in florida (we even had an update to the story).
Now, thanks to an alert reader that we'll call Judy, more evidence of zombies in Florida has been uncovered! Recently, several bags of human remains were found washed up on the Florida shores. Not only that, but these were not complete bodies! Could they be referring to a half-eaten body?
Normally, we at ZombieMeter would dismiss this as a gruesome...
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| Supicious activity in Phoenix, AZ |
Posted by Rodge on 2009-09-12 |
An avid reader who we'll refer to simply as "Judy" has reported some very disburbing activity in Phoenix, Arizona. It actually reads more like the start of a horror story than a real-world zombie report. While ZombieMeter analysts have been unable to corroborate these accounts, we decided that the safest measure was to report this as is and it speak for itself.
Phoenix is well known as a source of UFO reports. The so-called "Phoenix Lights" phenomena even have their...
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| Pentagon: "We're making Zombie soldiers!" |
Posted by Rodge on 2009-12-07 |
Sometimes, these stories just write themselves... from Slashdot...
Wired is running a story on DARPA's effort to stave off battlefield casualties by turning injured soldiers into zombies by injecting them with a cocktail of one chemical or another (details to be announced). From the article, 'Dr. Fossum predicts that each soldier will carry a syringe into combat zones or remote areas, and medic teams will be equipped with several. A single injection will minimize metabolic needs,... Read More...
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